This is the most gay conversation I ever had. And through this, I just realized that gays are very intelligent and funny. You'll hear them speak words of wisdom and lust. That's why it's fun to have gay friends. Thank God I got a gazillion of them.
Here it goes.
Mama, paano ko malalaman kung gay ang isang lalaki??
Ahaha!
Natawa ako dun.
Not unless you have installed the latest nimbus gaydar 08, hindi mo malalaman.
Or if you have kahit lumang version, pero finetuned pa rin.
Better yet, MMS photo sa akin.
Mahirap makakuha ng copy ng original gaydar 08 e.Natawa ako dun.
Not unless you have installed the latest nimbus gaydar 08, hindi mo malalaman.
Or if you have kahit lumang version, pero finetuned pa rin.
Better yet, MMS photo sa akin.
I don’t have a photo.
Pero you can check his friendster.
Public yung profile niya.
Info lang mama: song niya sa iPod niya – bills bills bills by Destiny’s Child!
My golly! Huhuhu!
Let’s not make any harsh conclusions.
E how would I know?Like any test or something.
Panget kasi if I ask him e.
Later, ate.
By tomorrow, may verdict na tayo.
By tomorrow, may verdict na tayo.
Mama super thanks!
I wouldn’t ask you if hindi na ito malala.
Baka maging kanser na ito.
Anak, just read his profile.
By carefully reading it, may hints that he is.
Don’t worry, I’ll ask a second opinion.
But may kutob akong he is.
By carefully reading it, may hints that he is.
Don’t worry, I’ll ask a second opinion.
But may kutob akong he is.
Malala na ba mama?
Just received the text from a friend who happens to know him.
Confirmed.
Sorry anak sa masamang balita.
Confirmed.
Sorry anak sa masamang balita.
Friend??
My golly!
Bakit? Anong confirmed?
Ate siya.
Mama!!!
Am gonna die!
Baka naman bi!
Nagluluksa nako.
Tantanan ako sa bi effect ha.
Yang yung mga hindi lang makapagsabing gay sila.
Deep nside they desire guys. Ahaha!
Yang yung mga hindi lang makapagsabing gay sila.
Deep nside they desire guys. Ahaha!
Mama bakit ganyan ang circle niyo, closing doors to women who deserve greatness!
Hahaha! Nako, super gay friends na lang kami.
Anak, kamusta ka naman?
Have you recovered?
Have you recovered?
Naaccept ko na na he’s a she.
Pero bakit nilalandi ko pa din hahaha!
Lalim ng voice!
Mama baka naman may pag-asa pa.
Baka he’s a he.
Just confused!
Baka ikaw ang magpabago sa kanya.
Dahil sa’yo maging transgender na siya. Ahaha!
Dahil sa’yo maging transgender na siya. Ahaha!
Kapag nagawa kong lalaki yun, masusulat na ako sa books!
Kumakanta nga siya ng touch my body e.
Friend siya ng friend mo?
Same sila ng org.
I don’t know if classmates din sila sa college.
I don’t know if classmates din sila sa college.
My golly!
He’s not gay here.
Pero kinda gumagay ang colors ng long sleeves e.
Paano ba magbago ng gay mama?
Ahaha! Hindi na yan magbabago!
Ano ba! Maging faghag ka na lang niya.
Ano ba! Maging faghag ka na lang niya.
Hindi ba pwede maggive up kayo ng isang member?
Hindi siya ganun kaimportant sa inyo no hahaha!
Gaga! Touch move.
Oo, on Friday evening.
Para makita namin.
Para makita namin.
Nakit mo naman diba?
Can change pa siya!
Haha! Lea!!
Natatawa ako sa’yo!
Natatawa ako sa’yo!
Baka kasi confused lang siya.
Pero sige, super gay friends na lang kami.
Girl na lang kami pareho!
Inonovena ko siya kay St. Jude!