Lea's
6.15.2008 ANNOYING.

Things that annoy me.

• People who doesn’t flush toilet. If the flush isn’t working, try to pour water at least. You know, you’re not the only one who’s going to use it.
• The girl in front of me sa church kanina. She keeps on combing and combing and combing her long hair. Hindi yan ddirecho, kulot ka e.
• Drivers who occupy two lanes, whether in streets or in parking lots.
• Buses, jeepneys, FX and cabs along Ortigas. They always cause traffic in Ortigas. Always.
• Yung mga baklang naglalagay ng padding sa chest area then kunwari boobs. Kapag yuyuko sila, tatakpan pa nila. Asa ka pa, pare.
• Pimples and zits. Like kisses, nanganganak sila.
• Because of our gay helper, ang boses ng mayna namin ay pambakla din. Koala (our Mayna) keeps on calling names of boys.
• Pedestrians who keep on crossing kahit naka-green light. If something bad happens, kasalanan pa ng driver.
• Tutti Frutti Fragrances. Do you really want to smell like a fruit stand?
• People who wear printed tops and bottoms at the same time. Samahan pa natin ng animal-printed shoes.
• The unending fuel increase. I will so join contests with free one year supply of fuel as their prize.
• And lastly, unnecessary & unwanted thoughts and voices. Please, spare me.




Hola.
With eyes of a watchman
With ears of a superhero
With nose of a canine dog
With mouth like an armalite
With hair like the weather
With smile like a beautiful morning

With a singing voice like a broken jukebox
With dancing moves like a bunot on a floorwaxed floor

With patience of an elevator operator
With determination of a snail
With courage of a lion and tiger combined

With mind of her own
With heart of her own

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Inspiration from Exuvalia.